Lyrics
Intro Verse 1:p
I wrote a song for you baby
It’s got a Dsus4 that pleases me
But now the song’s all about about me
It started off in A, but now it’s Plan B <<
Chorus:f
R U ready for plan B R U ready for plan B
Better B ready U C*** It’s your Destiny
Intro Verse 2:mf
Life doesn’t always go to plan
All that I can do is What I Can
This might sound a bit contrived
Here’s a list of things I may have tried
Verse 1:mp
Tried to fly a plane but I’m too thick
Tried to sail a boat, but Made me sick
Tried to fix TV’s, but that turned out wrong
Tried to play guitar, but wrote this song
Chorus:f
R U ready for plan B R U ready for plan B
Better B ready U C*** It’s your Destiny
Bridge:p
Here’s lies nobody from broken string
Never came to much or anything
Mr Fern inferred that he can’t sing
Lost his confidence and everything
Chorus:p falsetto
R U ready for plan B R U ready for plan B
Better B ready U C*** It’s your Destiny <<<
Chorus:f
R U ready for plan B R U ready for plan B
Better B ready U C*** It’s your Destiny
Chorus:f
R U ready for plan B R U ready for plan B
Better B ready U C*** It’s your Destiny
Chorus:f
R U ready for plan B R U ready for plan B
Better B ready U C*** It’s your Destiny
D(s)
Other notes:
It started with a cheesy chord progression. D along with Dsus4 is surely regarded as a bit cheesy a la Summer of 69, Crazy Little Thing Called Love & Merry Christmas Everybody. I even went straight to the Asus4 just Like on the Bryan Adams tune. I love the words to the intro as a story / hook. The rest all came from working on it. I decided to leave it a bit rough as there’s no use polishing it if nobody is going to listen to it anyway. I’ve decided to pump out some songs rather that worry about the production so much – leave that to the people who listen to Radio1. I’m way too old for that… I did write this for me – I really enjoy listening to it.
Here’s some of the idea’s that didn’t make the cut:
Tried to smoke a joint but I dropped the bong
Tried to learn a language but
Read a book but i got bored
Watch the sunset fell asleep
Watch the sunrise couldn’t wake up
Swin the channel i got cramp
Ride a bike im too slow
Be decisive but I don’t know
Write a book but I went blank
Learn to juggle
Fix the car
Tell a joke got the timing wrong
Get to sleep but my mind wont stop
But the word’s too long
Finger whistle but coughed a lung
Cut an onion
Hit a baseball
To moonwalk looked a dick
Beatbox
Rubiks cube
Train my dog
Lose some weight
Then I wrote a tune but I write it wrong
Why can’t I just write a decent song
What the F’s going on here
Why do all my options diss-a-pear
Tried Be a porn star but came too quick
Tried to pull out quickly but I’m a dick
Tried to smoke a joint but I dropped the bong
Tried to be a spy but my cover was blown
I’m struggling
Upbeat – everrythiong goes wrong but it doesn’t matter
Green Day Meets Bryan Adams at a funeral
Current trend but I’m obsolete
Although it might sound contrived
But here’s a list of things I might have tried
Dance but had no 2 left feet
Wanted to earn lots of money but I cant figure it out
Play football but no one passed to me
Run but I was tto slow
Gymnast no flexibility
Judo but I was thrown
Fix tv but now they’re thrown away
Builder but it’s too fucking cold
Manager but was crap at that too
Warewolf but I’m alright now
Tried to be a
Jack of all trades and master of none
I hope you’re ready for plan B
Shit always goes wrong it always ends up as plan B
Nothings gone quite right for me
I think I wrote this song for me
Ive always lived in fantasy
Don think I’ll ever give up trying
I’ll settle for this song
Bridge quiet funeral
Here’s lies Peter Hincks from Toddington
Never come to much or do anything
UNEXPECTED ANSWERS
Struggling feeling – I’ve been struggling all my life – first i didn’t know what to do so didn’t really do anything. Then I fell into jobs. People always seem to want to help me but I cant help myself
Tried and got better at lots of things, but always seem to ba a jack of all trades but master of none.
If I keep trying things then I might get lucky?
I used to fix your tv now you don’t even need a warranty
Tried to sing a song but i couldn’t find pitch
Tried getting hitched but I married a witch
Ride a bike but I’m too slow
Rap a song but it didn’t flow
Make a choice but I don’t know
Dance two left feet I couldn’t find the beat
Sing but I couldn’t find concert pitch itch rich switch
Buy a dog but I got a bitch
